FPR OR Not, That's The Question

36 degrees and sunny. 16% humidity means dry. 5 mph winds making it feel like 32 degrees. Took a friend to her doc appt. And now I'm looking for a way to keep boredom at bay. Ta-da! I can babble on the FPR! Boredom is pretty much non-existant in my life. But.... I'm not on the Front Porch. How can it be the Front Porch Report if I'm not on the Front Porch? ... I need to think...