Monday, July 24, 2017

Forgot The Weather Breakfast!

In my excitement over the placement of my fountain, I totally spaced it on the Weather Breakfast! No WIP, no current conditions, no slinging of epithets if OBACE and the Wee-Gees disagreed, no nothin'! (I adore double negatives. Use them whenever I can:) Anyway, hold on while I take Camera and go snap a WIP! Ok... snap a WIP... there must be a less painful sounding way to say that. I'll work on it later:)
Stepped outside, took in a huge deep breath of that cool air and and gagged! Somebody, somewhere, fertilized something with what smelled like an entire herd of cattle, AND a large flock of chickens, collective dung. Needless to say my visit with F.P. was a short one this morning, er, afternoon. I missed Breakfast. The WIP is trying to illustrate the current Weather Lunch being served by Mother Nature. Whadda cook, right!? Never misses a meal or snacks! At the moment we are enjoying, in our neck of the woods, 66° with overcast skies and the promise of rain. 8 mph winds from the east and 63% humidity complete this delicious repast. It is sprinkling out right now. Has been for the last hour, but the raindrops dry as fast as they hit. Check out the F.P.-
If the rain won't stop evaporating before it hits the ground, nothing out there is gonna get a proper drink. 
Speaking of drink, I need water. Except I don't drink water. Since this is day 9 of my attempt to follow the Whole30 way of eating and drinking, I am attempting to consume water. I think I have found a palatable recipe that manages to fit the Whole30 rules. Somewhat fits. Kinda. Sorta. Sparkling water or seltzer, I need to Google the difference because they seem to be the same thing, mixed with 1 or 2 ounces of 100% fruit juice. Makes the water easier to drink. Works fer me!!
May your water taste awesome, and if it doesn't, may you find a way to make so!
LIVE LAUGH LOVE,
my Fellow Travelers