Of Ears And Woosah

Do you see this welt!!????

BLASTED MOSQUITO!!!

I had no visitors during my extremely brief visit to the Front Porch. I try to tell myself to respect all life, I TRY to respect ALL life, but it will be a cold day in HADES! before I ever consider a mosquito a visitor!!

BLASTED BLOODSUCKERS!
Where's my ears? Right where they're sposta be... woosah... woosah... Not working! Never believe what you see in the movies! Be entertained. But don't believe it!... Bad Boys is an entertaining movie... I love Will Smith.
Woosah...
Okay, ready to move on, I guess. WEATHER! We have weather! A LOUD thunderstorm bolted me straight outta bed this morning at 4 am. It's gonna be a long day... WEATHER... it is currently... where's my phone?... Hiding in the kitchen where it doesn't belong. WEATHER!

Currently it is 64° with 96% humidity, calm winds and... say what!? Fog/Mist? Uhhh... NO. NO! It's OVERCAST! Not fog -slash- mist!
Do you see any fog -slash- mist in that WIP!? NO! There is no fog -slash- mist. It's OVERCAST! And I can still here... uh, make that hear... thunder rumbling in the distance. You... you... WEE-GEE LIARS!!
Woosah... woosah...
*heavy sigh*
-blasted mosquito-
May your life be blissfully mosquito free, Travelers.
LIVE LAUGH LOVE and try WOOSAH when you get irritated.
:)
Oh yeah. Starting to smile now. Maybe woosah does work...