Thursday, November 24, 2016

Turkey Day!!

The Front Porch and I wish you a Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
Omnivore here! I admit! I love turkey! I look forward to it every year. The aroma of cooking turkey is sweet anticipation! The We-Guessers have predicted a slight chance of snow sometime today. The word 'slight' quashes my propensity to name-call the We-Gue's if they're wrong. How clever of them. Anyway, 32 nicely tolerable degrees, with mostly cloudy skies, 82% humidity and calm winds were all verified by OBACE during our visit onto the Front Porch. Gonna be a good Turkey Day!
In today's WIP
you can just make out the Sun trying to peek thru the clouds and trees in the upper left quadrant. Quadrant... don't think I have ever had occasion to use the word before. I don't think it's being used properly in this instance. A picture most typically is a  parallelogram. I guess quadrant refers to a different shape. Whatever. Butchering the English language is a hobby of mine! I love you, my Fellow Travelers! Have a wonderful day and feast without guilt. Today only comes once a year and all the media manipulation that feeds our guilt about eating can be... can be... well, hang on. I gotta think. Need to come up with something cleaner than my first thoughts.Working on it... umm... media manipulation plus guilt equals... Thesaurus time! ... Ok, Thesaurus came to the rescue!! I couldn't choose. They are all great words for media manipulation, so you get 'em all!:
BUNK DRIVEL GUFF HOGWASH RUBBISH BUNKUM HOKUM HOOEY MALARKEY and 
BALDERDASH!
I hope those are all clean. If they aren't, well, umm, whoopsie. My bad.
:)