Friday, February 24, 2017

Humphrey Days

According to the Weather-Guessers it is ... blasted phone service... does waving the phone in the air REALLY help or does it just make fools of those who try it? *humphf*... All right all ready, I'm steppin' outside. Maybe waving the phone out there will help.
Hadta power down Phone completely then power back up before it could barely catch a signal from it's TOTALLY incompetent service. *humphf* Already a double humphf day and it's just started. *HUMPHF!*
And look how dark it is out there. How is OBACE supposed to take a WIP of the current weather conditions if it's so dark, hmm, I ask you!?!
*!HUMPHF!*
Hey! At least this site is cooperating with me this morning. Yesterday none of the commands I gave it were executed without some kind of cajoling and keyboard banging. Poor keyboard. Not it's fault after all. Working perfectly fine this morning. I'm surprised, after all the abuse I gave it yesterday.
Weather. Back to the weather. According to the We-Gues it's ... I have a toothache...  most likely the reason behind the attitude this morning. *humphf*  Where was I?... Ah yes, the weather. We-Gues say it's 34° on the Front Porch. OBACE agrees. There is also mutual agreement with the winds being calm. Regarding the 92% humidity, OBACE must take the We-Gues word for it. But never without a severe squint. As for the fair skies, there is some dispute. Not the kind that will result in uvula flinging, but it really is mostly cloudy, not fair. However, fair slies does allow for some measure of clouds in the sky. *humphf* 
Might rain today! I like rain! I imagine if I were living in an area beset with monsoon seasons I might feel otherwise. But I don't so I don't. I need to shut-up! I thank any poor soul who has tolerated this humphf rant and may your day be a humphf free... (tee hee.. Humphrey! Those days have been officially named!) may your days be Humphrey days, my fellow Travelers! Love and Happiness to you, FOREVER!
WAIT! Steppin' out for another WIP. Let's see what the day looks like in the dawn's first light!
39 minutes!!?? This pathetic humphf rant took 39 minutes!? WOW. Kinda puts things into perspective. Can't illustrate the weather but, in this WIP, there's a star winking in and out of the clouds. 
That beautiful pre-dawn blue... makes all the humphfs go away...