Assassins!!! These two hit men masquerading as sandals have conspired against me for the last time! Sunday, on my way to pick up the friend I take grocery shopping every weekend, the left assassin stuck his heel under Trusty's floorboard mat, successfully preventing me from being able to remove my foot off the clutch and merge into oncoming traffic in a safe and timely manner. No damage except to my pride and the possible wind chaffing of the gentleman's finger hanging out his truck window as he went around me. Then, while at the grocery store the Right assassin tripped me up not once, not twice, but
THREE times, in an attempt to insure my demise!! Twice into glass displays! One of them was pickles. Oh what a mess that would have made. Fortunately, there was no collateral damage. When back at my friends apartment, going up the the 3rd flight of stairs, Ass. Left clipped the 3rd step from the top unsuccessfully tripping me. Enter Ass. Right! In a successful tag team attack, Right immediately clipped the next step up and sent me sprawling onto the landing. A carpeted landing. Ergo, a soft fall UP the steps. Thank the Stars. Again, there was no collateral damage and I survived. I never would have mentioned this attack of theirs except this morning, as I rounded the corner into the living room, my bare feet found them lying in wait for one final attempt to dispatch their unsuspecting victim. Headlong I went into a nearby chair who caught me in it's arms like a hero from a romance novel. How I love that chair! Summing up this last attempt on my life by these two lowlife assassins, guess where they are at this moment?!?
Uh Huh! Yeah! That's right! Good luck at the dump, the lousy pair of you!!!
