The Front Porch wanted its picture taken. Works fer me!
A 4° Front Porch sounds like a much warmer porch than the previous days -5° porch, but the goosebump I turned into this morning looks just like the one standing out there yesterday. Did I say standing? I'm not sure I've been on the porch long enuf lately to qualify as standing. Think The Flash. I stepped out and back in before the door realized it had been opened. And still the giant horripbump emerged. Like the Hulk only without the awesome color. Currently the humidity is at 83%. How accurate a reading that is, I couldn't say. However, the skies are partly cloudy. This is a personal observation, not an official one. Overcast is the official report. LIARS!!! I love it when I can scream that. I see plenty of blue sky to feel justified in my bellowing. One more time... LIARS!! 😆 Makes the lungs feel good. Where was I? Oh yes, the weather conditions. The winds are... wait for it... wait. for. it... CALM. No surprise that. This completes today's weather breakfast. I was looking for a clever sum up and found a list of skills that I myself possess!!! Apparently it takes real talent to choke on air, fall up stairs and trip over absolutely nothing. And all this time I've been blaming old age!
