Classic Verbal Exchange

My visitor this morning! Ain't he purdy!? We were out enjoying this fair and lovely 65 degree day. Humidity is 84% and the breezes are at 5 mph. Smelled so good outside. Things were still dripping a bit after yesterdays storm. Ok, as you are aware from texts past, my memory is deplorable. I have never done anything to change its default setting in an attempt to improve it. So saying, the following is a classic verbal exchange that occurred yesterday at work. As best my memory can recall:
N- Nice color. Looks good on you.
R- Uh, I haven't colored my hair.
N- Oh. Well, it looks very blonde this morning.
R-  Probably sun bleached.
N- Then the color IS different.
A- (snort)
R- No. Uh, yes. I guess... maybe... uh, I hadn't noticed.
N- I think the words you're looking for are Thank You.
A- (snickering)
R- So, uh, thank you, I guess...uh, I need to go look in the mirror.
N- Oh nice! Who brought the fruit platter? Was it G? Or R! Did you do it?
R- Uh.... no, I didn't do it, the store did it.
N- Well, of course the store DID it. That's not what I asked.
A- (giggling) 
R- Uh... I thought you asked who did it.
N- I asked who brought it.
R- Well, uh, G didn't buy it. I bought it.
N- I didn't ask who bought it. I asked who brought it.
R- I thought you asked who did it.
N- R, why am I still talking to you?
A- (laughing out loud)
R- Uh, because you asked who did it.
N- Don't make me eviscerate you right here, watch as everything oozes out and plops to the floor.
A- Hahahahaha!
R- Uh, you could probably sell that as art in New York.
N- A? Why do they make me do this!?
A- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!