Phone says it's 34° on the Front Porch. A warm morning. Phone also says... I hate it when I burn my cast iron skillet. That's what happens when I decide to cook and pack a lunch at the same time. My burger tastes fine but... oh, wait a sec. We were doing the weather. Yeah.
Phone says it's also overcast, with 100% humidity and calm winds. Must go see and feel for myself how warm... did I turn the burner off? Yes, I think I did... "I think I did" isn't good enuf to reassure me. Be right back... Yep. I did. Yeah.
Phone also says the high today should be around 46 and that, quote, "Chance Showers and Patchy Fog then Mostly Cloudy." Works. 'Course, even if it didn't work it still would work, cus we have no choice but to make it work, right? Yeah.
I've resolved to eliminate "got nuttin' " from these weather reports, cus the weather is sumpin'. So, even when I got nuttin' I really do got sumpin' cus of the weather. Yeah.
Back scratchers are wonderful inventions, doncha think? Yeah.
Ooops. I gotta dry my clothes! Just enuf time to dry them and then leave for work. I need to go clean my skillet. *heavy sigh* There goes my wonderful no-stick carbon coating till I manage to cook a new coat on my skillet. Yeah.
C'mon Camera. We need a WIP fer this mornin's weather report... Hold on. My nose is running. Most inconvenient as I still cannot blow my nose. I was told by the Ear/Nose/Throat Doc to give it another week. But I can sniff all I want. That reminds me, he wanted me to get some saline nasal spray for my sniff-appendage, when I do sniff. Must write that down. Yeah.
Not having enuf pockets to carry all my shi.. ahh, stuff, yeah, is decidedly irritating. How am I supposed to carry all this "stuff" without... purses are outta the question. Much as I love the bright and vibrant colors of certain Vera Bradly handbags, I cannot carry a purse, even one I would LOVE, as I have an unbreakable habit of leaving them EVERYWHERE I go. Having to replace the contents over and over again is too much of a strain on the wallet. I need more cargo pants! Yeah.
Nose, you can stop running anytime.
Camera. Let's go...
Here's what it really looks like out there.
Have a Great, Grand and Glorious day, Travelers.
Te quiero.
