When calling a doctor to make an appointment after an injury, nothing strikes fear... no, not fear. More like TERROR... nothing strikes terror in my heart more than being warned that a "procedure" might be necessary. Doctors talk a great deal about uncooperative patients. As the Joker said, "wait'll they get a load of me."
Doctors...
*heavy sigh*
On a brighter note, we have the Weather! One thing about the weather, we can ALWAYS count on it to show up! Today, the Front Porch is enjoying... *heavy sigh*... where's Phone? I realize the weather is just as easily accessed on the computer, however, the chore of reporting the current conditions has been assigned to Phone. Hold on while I hunt for the prankster that my Phone has become. A Phone with phantom feet.
A "procedure?"
...
Not Phone's fault after all. I had come downstairs to get something and got distracted by the computer. Phone was waiting patiently right where I left it. No phantom foot syndrome this time.
What "procedure?"
Weather! Let's do the weather.
20° right now. Served up with that 20° is 96% humidity, calm winds and fair skies. Forecast is calling for a high of 46 with increasing clouds. And there you have it. Except for a WIP. Which will be taken as soon as Camera has a little dawning light to work with.
Exactly what do they mean by "a procedure?"
I still need to see about a lunch for today. Wait. No I don't. I've already decided to buy something somewhere. Yeah, but what? Fast food is outta the question right now as I cannot find ANYTHING that tastes good in that particular field of food service. Have you noticed how EVERYTHING at McD's shares a bitter "flavor?" Even their soda has this bitterness. The only thing that I have had at McD's in the last few years that didn't have this peculiar "flavor" was the ice cream.
Trying hard not to imagine a "procedure."
Arby's has ok food but their cheese tastes... well... funny. Not to mention the fact that their food is tough to eat, which isn't a problem for the young at teeth. Then we have Wendy's... their meat doesn't even LOOK like meat. OH! Subway! Their food actually looks like food! Wait. Firehouse! I haven't tried Firehouse! There, we have it. Lunch has been decided.
A "PROCEDURE?"
My head is conjuring up graphic visuals of potential "procedures."
WHAT "procedure?"
Is it time for a WIP yet? C'mon Camera. Let's go check out Dawn's early light.
... stupid procedure...
Dawn's Early Light
Smells ozoney out there. Ozone. I don't even know what ozone smells like. Or why my head thinks of that word when I smell the scent that I smelled outside this morning. It's not an unpleasant odor. I actually like it. I know there is some association I am making with the odor as I feel sweetly nostalgic for some reason, when ever I get a wiff of that slightly electrical fragrance. Stormsmell. Usually I smell it before, during or after a storm. Henceforth, I shall try to think of this odor as Stormsmell.
I like it!
Have a good day, my beloved Travelers. And may the word "procedure" never have reason to strike fear in your heart!
Footprints in the snow.
Mine.
I was taking the path of least slippage!
:)
