Blasted nuked coffee!
Nothing guarantees a miserable morning more than an alarm clock. Followed closely on the heels of arousing in such a rude and unnatural manner, is the introduction of one or more toes to a nearby door jamb. Almost every door jamb in the house and all ten toes have already met. WHY they feel the need for a reintroduction is a mystery. Finally, running neck and neck with alarm clock awakenings and toe/jamb reintroduction's comes the over nuked coffee. A scalded tongue is the perfect way to knit the brow in a deep scowl of hostility. And, of course, the offended tongue will continue to punish the one who scalded it, for the remainder of the day!
HUMPHF!
Blasted nuked coffee!
Feeling a bit better now. However, the glower has yet to recede.
Front Porch, Weather, Camera, Phone, OBACE, we're in this together so
WAKE UP!
Let's get this show going.
Phone. Yer up first.
It's 13° out there, with 67% humidity, 3 mph winds and fair skies to go with it. A sunny day with a high of 20 is in the forecast.
Camera. OBACE. Time to move it outside and see what Front Porch has to say.
Throbbing.
There's a word for you. It's like your heart found a new place to dwell for the moment. It can no longer be found in the chest. Nope. It now beats in the toe that was unceremoniously slammed into a doorjamb whilst stumbling around in the dark looking for the bathroom.
May your stubbed toes be few, if nonexistent, my dear Travelers. They're completely unnecessary and a total waste of a good mood and precious time.
Much Love I send to you.
And Happiness, too.
