Thursday, November 2, 2017

Like A Bighorn Sheep

Almost forgot to post today. I just dilly-dallied too long this morning. And then spaced it tonight. Until now. Now, when I wish to go to bed, not stare at a monitor screen.
Took a nose dive into one of the rolling tables at work. No. That's not quite right. I head-butt one of the rolling tables at work today. I guess I unconsciously wanted to make like a Bighorn Sheep and go all battering ram on the table. I think the table won. Actually, I KNOW the table won. And what a SHINING example of irony, if I understand the word correctly. I tripped, you see. I tripped over the curled edge of - drum roll please - a safety mat. You get that, right? Of course you do. A SAFETY mat! A mat strategically placed to specifically ensure my safety. That's right! Tripped me up and sent me headlong into the table! A table which promptly gave me a goose egg the size of a... well... of a goose egg. Only thing injured was my pride. No, that's not right either. Not was. More like IS. The only thing injured IS my pride. Said pride is still bruised. And why, you ask, is my pride still sore? Because,
WHY IS THERE ALWAYS AN AUDIENCE!?
*!HUMPHF!*
  Yeah, I'm gonna feel that one in the morning
Current weather conditions are 56°, 96% humidity, 6 mph southerly winds with partly cloudy skies.

Must zoom in...
There's the lovely Luna!
Hope you see the moon tonight. Tis beautiful!
Must get to bed for some much needed head rest.
:)
Goodnight, Travelers.
Love and Happiness to you!