Meet Sam.
Sam's a sweet Old Boy.
Sam knows how to prevent fishing trips.
See Sam run in front of fisherman,
or in this case, fisherwoman.
See Sam run the entire length of shoreline.
See Sam turn around.
See Sam run back the entire length of shoreline.
See Sam turn around.
See Sam repeat all of the above at least 100 times.
See fisherwoman stomp away from river in disgust.
Oh wait. There is no selfy of sulky fisherwoman stomping back to cabin in disgust.
See Sam successfully claim the water as his own.
*HUMPHF*
